RELATIONSHIP PROGRESS TRACKER

Confidential development metrics

Reporting results to wingman of choice is mandatory

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Subject Name (The Object):

Minutes Since Initial Contact (exact value please):

Progress Overview

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Key Performance Metrics

Text Response Time Average:

Awkward Silence Count:

Friend Zone Risk Level:

Milestone Tracker

Exchanged contact info

Had first conversation (only sober counts)

Went on first date

Physical contact (hand holding)

First kiss

Made out

Doctor Games

Relationship established (optional)

Achievement Badges

📱

First Text Sent

😌

Didn't Panic

💪

Actually Asked Her Out

✅

Survived First Date

🎯

Made It Past 3 Dates

⚡

Speedrunner

🐢

Turtle Mode

Risk Assessment Dashboard

🚩 Red Flags Detected

Mentioned ex

Muslim

Wants monogamy

Big Nose (Jewish Ancestors)

✅ Green Flags Observed

Laughed at your jokes

Initiated conversation

Has hot sister or best friend?

Made future plans (scary)

Detailed Activity Log

Latest Interaction Summary:

Next Steps / Strategy:

Challenges / Obstacles:

Overall Confidence Level:

Additional Metrics

Wingman Support Level:

Conversation Quality Score:

Excuse Tracker

Too busy with work

Waiting for the right moment

She's probably not interested

I'm playing it cool

Need to think about it more

Soviet Union had less red flags